im gonna PEE MYSLEF
I was holding my hands over my mouth and trying not to scream. Oh. My. God.
I’m literally crying because of how hard I’m laughing right now.
OH GOD I’M CRYING !!!
This should be the TV advert for that condom brand.
JKBSGA AHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!
LOOK HOW BIG IT ISSSSSSSSSSS
I’M PEEING OMG LSKFNAER;JDFGNSLRJGFNSLJKDF
Meanwhile in England…
SO HORSES CAN USE IT TOO!?
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Skype call | Samcedes
Sam: Darlin’. I like that you’re kinkyyyeh. *he purrs like a cat and winks* I would love for you to bite me in a cute way too, but alas- I’m all alone, without your brilliant physical self, with a box of cereal and no milk. I can’t even be bothered to be hungry. I’m sorry- I forget that God made me as a sexy man beast with super natural hugging ability. *laughs at himself* No, but really, I like when you sing in your sleep babe. Just not when you scream 80’s cheese rock into my unsuspecting ears. I have a cool girlfriend. I love that you believed I hurt myself with soap in the bath. I could be offended by that- if I hadn’t of hurt myself in the bath before. My lady doth protest too much *points an accusatory finger at her, smiling* My pajamas are quite soft, I use a lot of comfort in the washing. I won’t hug you too tight next time, promise. Oh- I think I get it? You’re hoodwinking me into hanging up first- but- because I do love you, I will…at some point in the future. And do you have to go? Can’t we just leave our laptops on charge and talk till we fall asleep? ahhh, sharing a bed with you would be beyond sweet right about now. Or sharing a park bench, or the floor or a rocking chair, or anywhere that we could snugggggle. Bless- I do believe you are blushing… *gleefully claps his hands* Ha, you fancy me, you wanna kiss me and marry me and get jigggy with it.
Cedes: Okay, I’m kind of a kinky when I’m next to you. I can’t help it. Wait… You’re not recording this right? Aw, sweetie. I promise that I’ll cook whenever I get home, I’ll make you chocolate cake. And cereal. And a cupcake for you to get to work. It will have a ribbon, a purple one, written “My G-Friend made this real good”, and you will show it to everyone. Well, God really likes to tease me a lot because it can’t be normal to have you there to hug me and actually feel guilty about it. I mean, I don’t mind, you can hug me as strong as you can. It’s good to hear your heart beating sometimes. Okay, I won’t listen to 80’s music before bed, I got it. And of course I thought you hurt yourself in the bathroom, you could fall in there, there’s too many water in there. I hurt my self in the bathroom here, I have a purple thing in my arm. I’ll charge you that, in some future. Can you wash my pajamas too? I want to get as soft as you. Hm, it’s hard to cuddle in the car, right? So we will have to wait a bit to actually cuddle. Friday night, maybe. We can do that, but you have to promise me that you’ll sing to me before bed. You don’t really need to sing, just whisper lyrics to me. STOP THAT, I won’t blush anymore. And yes, I fancy you. I wanna marry, get you to a private island, kiss you and have 50 kids. OH I HAVE NEWS. It’s related to my skin.
Sam: *rolls his eyes* Of course I’m recording this. I myself find it hard to control my manly urges around your female beauty. *face palms himself and laughs* I am such a geek and I can’t even deny it. So yes, please come home and make me a cake. with sprinkles. and that nice pink buttercream icing… oh and those teensy little heart things that taste like cherry sherbet. Thanking you my love. I’ll go around shoving this perfect cake under peoples unsuspecting noses and shout it from the rooftops if you’d like. But, you’ll have to get used to visiting me in the mental health ward and then that might make our relationship a bit awkward. Thank god for that! I really wasn’t sure how I would have not hugged you at night if you’d asked me to. I suppose we could get one of those comfy teddy bears and I could use it as a substitute… No, listen to 80s cheese all you wish- it’s my favourite, just maybe not so much the slightly heavier rock and roll songs. Sure thang I’ll wash your pjs. Shall I wash the ones that are here? And then when you get home they’ll be warm and soft and ready for youuuu. I shall think of all the best songs to sing to you before bed. If you sing to me… We could do a few duet lullabies. It’s so adorable that you blush. I just wanna squeeze your cheeks and give them sloppy kisses *mimes giving her cheeks sloppy kisses* Babe. I love you. But, 50 kids? Sweet baby jesus that would be hectic- but if that’s what my baby wants, I guess that’s what my baby gon get. *winks at her as he runs his hand through his hair and lets out a low whistle* what news what news? related to your delicious skin? I can’t even try and guess. tell me. nowwww
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No. Dramione are the best ever. They will forever be the best pairing in the world. I am so going to get a peep show camera and follow you around. Or better yet, hide cameras in secret locations… This is going to be my side project. I’ll be an artistic stalker.
Woo. I’m going to film Mercedes- ‘daily nightly and ever so rightly’. It is always a little difficult to get it in, we always have to put it on some toy wagons and pull it in. Leaves a mighty mess behind, but Stevie and Stacey have competitions to clean it all- the young fools. It would flatten us if it fell, and hurt a heck of a lot. We sing as well, so that works. Of course, I mean, why would I say no- if you help out, that means I don’t have to stand in the kitchen with all the females in a frilly apron and attempt to cook. They’re titchy, so it isn’t as difficult as you’d think- I don’t notice them at all in my bed. Apart from when I wake up to their dribble on my face and in my ear… But, yeah- I do see what you mean. The opera has to happen. Wah- I’ve got all these ideas now.
But Mondler has Monica and Chandler from Friends babe! I mean the guy is gorgeous and funny, just like you. I mean, you’re way hotter then his, no doubt of that. Think about it - they were friends before getting married and they got a epic wedding and epic friends. But okay, I can settle for Dramion they’re bad ass. You kind of look like Draco, but taller too.
No you’re not. If you ever get close to me with a camera, of if I ever find a hidden camera, I’ll start to cry randomly and say that you hurt me or something like that. Stop fooling them around, Sam, are you going to that to our kids too? But thinking now, that’s pretty smart. We could do the same for them to read and eat vegetables. My momma always had problems with me eating my green right. Oh, but I think you look cute in a apron. And now I want a picture. You have to stand up now, go the kitchen and take a picture wearing a apron for me. Go. Do you think that Stacey wil do anything on me? I would like a rainbown in my cheeks. And tell me about that ideas now - we might do a Opera together now.
Oh Oh Oh. no, I got it wrong. Fuck yeah we’re like Chandler and Monica. I’m cool with that. Dramione is just perfect- but I don’t think we’re like Draco or Hermione… Actually- you can be sexily neurotic. But, I do agree with us being bad ass. Or more like you are- and I tag along behind you, instantly cool by association. I will take that as a compliment. I’m gunna follow you. And I’ll dispute it. I’m going to record every conversation we have and then I’ll put it all together and win an Oscar. Obvs I’m going to have to not so secretly follow Sebastian to give it that edge- but yeah, it’ll be brilliant babe. And I fell in love with you when I saw you singing along to Blondie when you thought no one was watching. Till the day I die I will remember that as the best thing I ever saw. -but when we have cute little children, they may come a smidge before you ;)-
To be fair- they thought of the competition themselves- I just didn’t stop them. evil genius plan will work on our kids. because I don’t like to clean- so mehh.
I’m not going to be in the picture, though I can show you the apron, and you can just dream about me wearing it…. She’ll do a whole rainbow magic unicorn dolphins everything that is adorable and fluffy and glittery in the world ‘tattoo’ for you. It’ll have to probably be full body like my last ten. I can’t express my ideas over the internet. Too many people watching.
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Above all things
Above being a glee fan,
Above being a mercedes jones fan
Above those things (which I consider myself)
I am and always will be an amber riley fan and will defend my reasons for being one altho its such a shame that I have to to begin with.
When glee is over and done for or when she moves on to other things….I will support her and bask in all her awesomeness.
Amber Riler, I love you
Gina from nyc
Kevin from mia
Cierra from Philly. <3
Claudia from NC
Lin from NYC
Shellcy from Connecticut
Ana from Portugal
Briana from Virginia
Lois from Britain
Ari from NC
Danielle from London
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It is a pretty huge tree- you know the one that is in our garden at the very end, the really big one? Well that’s our Christmas tree- haven’t been able to bear parting with her for a while now. And we do have a lot of fairy lights and candles. Makes everything seem magical. I’m already looking for beds my darlin. I’ll show you some pictures if I find any good ones. I really think you should do an Opera. You could get all our friends on board and it would be too good. pure gold.
Oh, good, because I thought I was going to have to follow you around with a peep show camera till you did something embarrassing enough for me to use it as fair exchange… I dunno Cedes. Our wedding will be ahhhmazing- but our honeymoon is going to be better than all of the Harry potter’s put together. It will be better than a canon Dramione wedding- and that is saying something.
Really? Does that fits in the house? If that thing fall over in the living room it might break a wall. You guys are hardcore. In my house we get a little tree and my dad sings in the piano. It’s cute, but it’s small. And we have candles, because my momma use to love candles. Do you think that your mom will allow me to cook? I make the Christmas dinners back home, but I think that your family has a bad experience with my cooking. And fuck yeah beds. That will be fucking big because fitting four people in a bed will be hard. Also I think that it should be you, Stevie, Stacey and me. Because if we snuggle, I might start kissing you and forget the kids. Okay, I’ll think about the Opera. Maybe
NOOOO, no filming Mercedes. I’m watching you, you won’t even carry a iPhone when we get alone, I’m being serious. Or you will record me making you cereal in the morning, or doing my winning dance. No, no, no. OOOOOH, shit got real. Are you being serious about being a Dramione way of honeymoon. That’s pretty big, babe. It’s not big then Mondler wedding, thought.
No. Dramione are the best ever. They will forever be the best pairing in the world. I am so going to get a peep show camera and follow you around. Or better yet, hide cameras in secret locations… This is going to be my side project. I’ll be an artistic stalker. Woo. I’m going to film Mercedes- ‘daily nightly and ever so rightly’. It is always a little difficult to get it in, we always have to put it on some toy wagons and pull it in. Leaves a mighty mess behind, but Stevie and Stacey have competitions to clean it all- the young fools. It would flatten us if it fell, and hurt a heck of a lot. We sing as well, so that works. Of course, I mean, why would I say no- if you help out, that means I don’t have to stand in the kitchen with all the females in a frilly apron and attempt to cook. They’re titchy, so it isn’t as difficult as you’d think- I don’t notice them at all in my bed. Apart from when I wake up to their dribble on my face and in my ear… But, yeah- I do see what you mean. The opera has to happen. Wah- I’ve got all these ideas now.
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Sam, 23, Living in New York. I'm in love with the amazing Mercedes Jones. I'm totally bitchin'.
